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by Tyler
Once upon a time there was a family. They were a small family with a mom, dad, and their son Eddie.
Eddie had some friends. Their names were Scottie, Nicholas, and Fred. They were all good friends.
One day after school they all went to Eddies house to play. When they got there they played Nintendo. Not too long after they began playing, Eddies mother said " Eddie, clean your room right now! " Eddie replied " Mom, do I have to? " " Yes, you do Eddie Larson Smore or you're grounded. " she said. " Mom, don't say my last name " said Eddie. He went up to his room all frustrated and angry.
He opened his door. And thought, it doesn't look so bad in here. His room was actually messy. There was gum on his comics. His bed was full of chocolate candy, dirty underwear, shirts and pants. There were clothes on his dresser. His army dolls were in his dirty clothes hamper. And his toys were in his mom's underwear drawer. As he was cleaning he thought there are all different kinds of underwear. There are soft underwear, tough underwear, hard underwear, squishy underwear, eyeball underwear....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
After he finished he said
" I can play Nintendo now. "
But the most horrible thing happened. Their moms came and said they had to go home.
Eddie said " Please, oh please, just one more hour! "
" Sorry Eddie but Scottie has ballet lessons, soe does Fred "
said their moms. Then Eddies mom said " Guess what, we are going to go snowboarding.
Your dad just got five tickets. "
" Mom, can Fred and Scottie come too? "
asked Eddie. " Okay, fine " she said.
" YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH " they yelled.
So the next day Eddie, Fred, and Scottie went with Eddies mom and dad snowboarding.
Eddies dad decided to go skiing instead. " I'll be darned, " said Eddie
" I left my face mask at home. " So, Eddies mom went home and got his face mask.
When his mom went upstairs there was a giant bear! She screamed
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
She went downstairs and got the 42 shotgun and went back upstairs. He wasn't there. So she went down to the kitchen and the bear was there! BUT is wasn't really a bear. It was Eddie! When his mom saw that it was not a bear but Eddie instead she said " Thank mother nature. " " Well you were taking so long I came to see why and put on the bear costume to scare you "
" Eddie, you're grounded. " she said.
They went back to snowboard. Eddie had to sit out for awhile for
scaring his mom. His friends came and Fres said
" You're underwear is showing! " OOOOOOPPPPPPPS.
MEET THE AUTHOR:
I'm 8 years old. I like sports. My favorite sport is football. I'm very good at soccer. I went to Washington DC in the summer. I write lots of books. My longest one was The Onion Man.
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